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Avid Merrion

"the film star recieved weird phone calls, freaky letters and was stalked by Avid Merrion"
by Shuna Groath December 17, 2003
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Merrimack Valley

A valley in the Greater Boston area northwest of the city. Made up mostly of decrepit former industrial cities like Lowell,Lawrence and Haverhill in which the first two are extremely dangerous. The rest of "The Valley" is made up of lower middle class towns like Billerica and Tewksbury where kids talk wicked obnoxious and fight for no reason. The entire population of the area is made up of people originally from Dorchester, Southie or Somerville and everyone does heroin. You have to feel bad for people who live there because there stuck in such a shithole area. The Merrimack Valley
Where ya from? Im from Lowell up in the valley cocksuckah, go fuck ya mothah.

Kid from the Merrimack Valley
by Mill City December 21, 2008
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metric shit ton

A shitload of something. Added as a new unit of the metric system in 2011. True story.
we saw a metric shit ton of wine last night haha
no kidding
in the guys basement
he had at least 10 containers of wine
each one holds about 750 litres
by snuffaluffasaur August 17, 2011
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Mericuh

A country that was founded by racist conservative Christians.

People living in Mericuh are referred to as Mericans. Mericans are known for Freedomin' lovin', buhr drankin', invading countries of brown people that did not provoke them in years.

See also: Toby Keith, Kid Rock, Hannah Montana
Mericuh! Fuck yeah!
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Metric Fuckload

When converted to Imperial equals 16.
Can i have a metric fuckload of barbecue sauce?
by Jayfox July 24, 2010
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Merrimack, NH

A town of mostly middle to upper-class people trying to raise their families in a "safe, small town". Though the amount of minorities living in the town is probably under 10, most highschoolers (and some middle school students) are quite familiar with drugs and partying, simply because there is nothing else to do in the town.

Sure, it may be an hour from Boston and an hour away from the mountains, but that means everything is an hour away, so drinking and smoking a lot (and I mean a LOT) of marijuana are the only pastimes.

Parents may love this town, but kids can't wait to get out of this hell hole. The highschool is a drama filled whore fest, and, sadly, there are more white kids trying to be gangster than there are fat kids trying to eat cake.

Also, the football team has been total garbage in the recent years, winning perhaps 2 or 3 games per season though all the individual players are quite talented. Additionally, Merrimack gives the shocker more than the rest of the East Coast combined.
Hey are you from Merrimack, NH?

YO FUCK dat town man! I'mma move outta dis shit hole soon as my ass can! *throws up shocker*
by call me steve... November 21, 2011
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Merritt Parkway

CT Route 15 - is a busy scenic route named after U.S. Congressman Schuyler Merritt, who was instrumental in enacting legislation allowing the parkway to be built. A.K.A. The Merritt, The MP, The Parkway. It is in Fairfield County, Connecticut and is one of the oldest parkways in the United States. It starts in Greenwich, CT at the CT/NY state line and technically ends on Igor I. Sikorsky Memorial Bridge (Sikorsky Bridge) at the Startford/Milford line but people in New Haven county still call it the Merritt even though it's called the Wilbur Cross Parkway in New Haven County. The MP has continues its exits numbers from New York. The MP also has no lights and it is a narrow two lanes that becomes more narrow and curvier further south in the county. The parkway does not allow commercial vehicles unless they are CT DOT construction trucks doing construction or gasoline truck refueling the Mobil rest stops. The MP It runs parallel to I-95, you can connect to it by US Rt 7 in Norwalk or by CT Route 8 and 25 in Trumbull. The highway has custom made bridges for each overpass (besides RT 8/25). The old Trumbull railroad line Bridge is still over the highway (between exits 49 & 51N going north/ 49N-48 going south). The parkway also has many tree related deaths because of crashes into trees or tree branches falling cars.
Also many animals like raccoons, deer, skunks, opossums die of being hit. The MP is suppose to be a pretty view but the parkway has a lot of weeds and ivy and money issues with the state prevents grass cutting.

Lets take the Merritt Parkway 95 has traffic.

To me Route 8 in Trumbull/ Shelton looks better it is greener the trees are further away from the road same with Rt 15 in New Haven County. Merritt has many weeds and tree deaths these roadways are just as nice but has less
by InCTB August 2, 2011
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