Marriah

Marriah's are beautiful inside and out, the look for the hidden, deeper meaning, in every aspect of everything. The love being around people the love, but they're most comfortable in their own mind. Marriah's love to love, everything about the word love makes their head spin. They're mellow, and they go with the flow. They're content with life, they want nothing more than to be in a peaceful environment with calm people, such as themselves. Marriah's are genuinely kind at heart, they would never dream of hurting another soul. They're the most passionate and ambitious creatures that walk this earth. They tend to live in dream land more often than reality, so much in fact, that they question what reality really is. Marriah's are philosophers, analyzers, always on a mission to find out the purpose of life. Marriah's will blow your mind, they're truly one of a kind.

Marriah love beautiful mellow content peaceful calm passionate creatures philosophers analyzers mission

by Marriah17 February 22, 2011

the marriam webster dictionary

An embarrassing misspelling of an accredited dictionary on urbandictionary.com

Hey, look at those idiots! They spelled "Merriam Webster" wrong! Oh, the irony!

by mespelgud March 24, 2004

marriage

The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Please don't ask me about my marriage.

by Ecliptic November 22, 2003

married to the sea

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.

"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.

by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006

marriage

For many, the phase of a relationship in which delight turns to disappointment and romance turns to resentment. Then she turns to her girlfriends and he turns to drink. Presently they turn on each other. He turns to a mistress, she to a divorce lawyer. Their home turns into hers but their mortgage turns into his. The sons turn into junkies, the daughters into teenage moms. And that's the bright side, because in many cases that's as close to a turn-on as marriage gets. Unless you're very, very, VERRRRY careful, and willing to wait and wait and WAAAAIIIIIIT for a truly exceptional person to enter your life, AND for real love between you to grow. A marriage founded on that rock-solid basis still has only a 50/50 chance of success (i.e. boredom) or failure (i.e. the tragedy described above), because marriage often changes people, leaving you shackled to a stranger. Yet that's as good as life's going to get, kid. Suddenly the Navy doesn't sound so bad, does it?

Marriage should only be attempted by those blessed with incredible luck.

by Stranded in Paradise February 6, 2008

Merrick

A boy who is so amazing and gorgeous he will make every girl around him go crazy. The only person in this world who could cause mass chaos simply by taking off his shirt. He can be described as the perfect man, who can be completely romantic and love you with his whole heart. He gets hurt easily however, so if you have him, don't treat him like crap. Any girl would be willing to take him from you.

Girl: Wow is that your boyfriend? He's awesome!

Gf: Ya, that's Merrick!

by MaybeThisTime March 31, 2010

MARRIAGE

1)The root cause of divorce.
2)The most successful wealth transfer scheme ever invented.
3)A contract-that if presented to you by an agent/lawyer-would
be sufficient grounds for a legal malpractice suit.
4)One sure way that the state can stay involved in your
life.FOREVER.
5)The point at which regular good sex stops...and infrequent
sex for procreation,manipulation,and/or passive-aggressive
destruction begins.
6)An institution that should be scrapped in favor of 1-3-5
year contracts...Not that you'll be any happier.

Marriage is wonderful.I can see why gay couples want to share in the experience.

by L.MARTIN July 5, 2006