Mercenary Neko

A gorgeous lady, usually the object of affection for a Dark Knight and people who love riddles.

"Nygma, I'm leaving you for DK," said Mercenary Neko.

by DK January 11, 2004

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

merkenaarie

1. Person who likes to complain a lot
2. proverbial: "has no friends"
see also wordmurkenary/word

1. "Forgive me for being a merkenaarie about it, but I slept really bad last night"
2. "I haven't talked to any real person in seven days... I'm a total merkenaarie"

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

merged

transcedentally high!, super fucked-up, supremely altered on one or more substances!

dude, i saw joe floating around on a magic carpet, i'm gonna tell you here and now, he was merged!

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

Morgen

The definition of Morgen: An over Dramatic bitch who thinks she’s the best and she’s not she’s just a how with zero friends.

Oh that overdramatic hoe that has no friends her name must be Morgen

by Blablablabla May 28, 2018

merge moron

A total idiot driver that tries to pass you in merging lanes, causing you to slam the brakes.

He's a total merge moron, trying to pass people in merging lanes.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

merger fatigue

From a company merger, a disease known as “merger fatigue” occurs when an employee (which epidemic quickly spreads to others) of the “mergered” company will lose their job at some unscheduled yet certain time in the near future causing disorientation with this lengthy process. As the Trojan horse is rolled in, sharks circle the dead carcass limp in the deep waters of the corporate world for a feeding frenzy; weariness of an employee due to the diminution and irritability of the fact that one’s once prominent work has been diminished to the repetitive conditions of detailing so other’s may receive credit and take over that work.

Sometimes companies move too slowly because of “merger fatigue”, where employees tire of the rigors of concentrated focus and continuous effort. That, in turn, slows movement and progress, and what should take one or two months to accomplish ends up taking a year.

How does this work? I would have never thought of this – something so complicated yet made so simple. We need to have this, can you show us all you know? Policy dictates we comply; yet “merger fatigue” blames the CEO of selling us out for millions in several years of large bonuses and salaries, and a position on the Board of Directors of the purchasing company, while company employees get severance pay only if they stay to complete the company dismantlement and absorption, and providing cooperation with the other company’s employees to complete this task. - Thinking: Corporate America Nowadays, Corporate Greed, Golden Parachute, Who's the Last One To Turn Out The Lights?!?

by cheyenne bodie July 22, 2009