Moof

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.

The Moofie Monster got you!

by Medallion123 February 10, 2010

Moof

Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.

by Fizzle butter December 16, 2011

moofer

One who 'moofs.' The act of pulling a T-Shirt over another's face, dropping their pants, and poking them in the browneye with your 2inch twinkie.

haha you have been 'moofed', now go wash off..

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Moofin

A south-african term used to define a dirty tire or pussy

Her moofin is all over my moofins! Damnit!

by yummydaddy November 5, 2009

moofoo

a cow, that's a fool : D

soo you are walking down the street one day,
you see a cow that is mooing & looks like a fool
so you scream, 'you are such a moofoo!'

by it is hannah montana's biggest fan like oh em gee el oh el! December 29, 2007

moofunkosity

a rather random word not meaning much at all, can be used as a greeting or in awkward silences

*long ass awkward silence*
person: moofunkosity!
other person: WTF!?!?!?

by Pollo Diablo September 13, 2004

Moofed

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

by jude telfort July 27, 2011