Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.

Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!

by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008

create dark matter

to take a dump so large that people feel the weight of it dropping for miles around.

Hand me the matches and a magazine...I have to go create dark matter.

by awfulbridesmaid December 3, 2010

fecal matter

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

Materialize Juice

Cum, sperm, nut

Barrington buss pure materialize juice inna Shelly-Ann and now she get pregnant.

In Shabba Ranks song "Needle eye" he says, "She get materialize juice, to make mek she feel good."

by Mr.Anaconda April 3, 2010

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

Material Girling

Material girling is when u doing queen/king/monarch shit

Niki:"omg look at Rachel's outfit!"
Sam:"omg yesss she's material girling😻"

by anonymous December 14, 2021

Family Matters

1990s sitcom about a black family in Chicago that gradually became the Urkel Show.

Four words: "Did ah do that?"

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005