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by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010
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Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.
by t.ranny May 18, 2010
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by Gabriela Mistral January 14, 2017
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by J$wagga November 13, 2017
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by Scribester March 10, 2018
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Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
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