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mattrock bottom

the pure art of putting ambiem in someones beer discretely in order to calm them down or send them to jail
I had to mattrock bottom Bert the other night. He was getting out of hand.
by mattttrockkk February 4, 2010
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matroneering

when a female (matron) chooses to openly and candidly matronize, order around and systemically dominate her male counter-part.
Bob was stuck in a matroneering relationship. Bob was forced to tell her to take her feminazism elsewhere.
by t.ranny May 18, 2010
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mature hoof

I met an old lady on the train, she offered to show me her mature hoof.
by TellerOfTales January 28, 2017
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Maurology

An independent system of faith, one in which a person believes in oneself so as to not become disappointed by others which in turn maximizes success and happiness in their life.
"Hey, what have you been up to?"
"Just doing me, it's going pretty great."
"I'm so glad Maurology is working for you man. Do you."
by Gabriela Mistral January 14, 2017
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mature sex

When a boy and a girl love each other very much and he sticks his lubricated pp into her wet kooter with the sole purpose of having a baby
The tiny-dick man preformed mature sex with his lover on the floor of an Arby's bathroom
by J$wagga November 13, 2017
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Matron-of-Dishonor

We all know at least one uninhibited girlfriend who really blew it at somebody's wedding by drinking so much that they ended up waking up with the "Worst Man" in some cheesy motel with no idea how they got there ... or whose clothes they're wearing backwards.
"Whoa! Where am I? Who the hell are you? " screeched the Matron-of-Dishonor. "The last thing I remember is quarterbacking to catch the bouquet! Why are my false eyelashes stuck to my nipples!? "
by Scribester March 10, 2018
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Mature.exe

A gay person that can't get dick for his life even when he brags about it.
Me: Hey, how's it goin'?
Friend: Pretty good, just gave a BJ.
Me: Again, for the 50th time, quit being a Mature.exe.
Friend: A what?
Me: what?
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