Brotimus Maximus

Only the epicest of bro names united, worthy of only those par to a Spartan.

"Bow your heads, there ye passes a Brotimus Maximus"

by Brotimus Maximus November 11, 2009

Chimpus Maximus

The alpha nigger in a group of tough-looking, hostile, or loudmouthed niggers. The nigger in the group with the loudest voice, or the one that the others seem to defer to (out of fear).

We were walking down the street when we saw a group of 8 or 10 black males in front of a liquor store talking and yelling in a hostile manner among themselves. Suddenly one of them in the loudest voice of all, starts yelling to tell the others where they should go next. Luckily we were walking on the opposite side of the street from these low-lifes, when my girlfriend, referring to loudest guy, turned to me and said, "Hey, check out Chimpus Maximus over there!"

by Bubbuh Two January 27, 2010

Maximum Cumpacity

When you have had sex (or jerked off) so many times in one day that you lose the ability to have another orgasm.

Last night they had a Jenna Jamison marathon on pay-per-view porn. I beat off so many times, I reached my maximum cumpacity!

by Fruitless Choad September 29, 2006

cuntorius maximus

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.

god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.

by alfman July 6, 2008

rackus-maximus

The holiest of all racks. It is that rack which is above all others.

"OMFG! A rackus-maximus!"

by CaNaBiS May 24, 2005

Maximus Karl Obesius

The guy that created HiveMind bot for Natural Selection. He likes the cock just a bit too much. A Maximus Karl Obesius gains his 'Maximus' from longs hours in front of the computer and the 'Obesius' from the fat he gets from the long hours.

Fuckin hell that guy was such a Maximus Karl Obesius, he was sooooooooo fat he would've jumped at a muffin.

by Conrad Phillips October 29, 2004

maximus_goatimus

Jedi master who puts the izzle in shizzle.

Max is a jedi when it comes the bd.

by :o January 20, 2005