National masterbation day of Noah

December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat 12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7

Omg I forgot it’s national masterbation day of Noah.

by Noahthemyth December 11, 2021

PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.

I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016

mango masher

One who mashes mangoes

Why does Clarice have to be such a douche and ruin my sweet fruit like a mango masher?

by btap February 9, 2009

Potato Masher

A fun variation of the standard hand job. The man lies naked on a kitchen counter, and the woman proceeds to jack him off.

We were bored last night, so we moved into the kitchen where my gf gave me a potato masher.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

masterbortion

an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.

I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.

by chef jugfuck October 31, 2008

Later Masterbater

Used when saying goodbye to your hooker friend that plays with themselves constantly. It is used in place of the phrase "later gator" or "afterwhile crocodile."

Hooker: I'm tired of this conversation. I'm going to bed.

You: You mean you're gonna jerk off and cry yourself to sleep?

Hooker:.......yes.

You: Later masterbater.

by It's Bailey Bitch!!! May 3, 2010

masterblaster

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.

MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)

by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010