interfacial marriage

A marital union including two people of unequal yoking in the looks department.

Interfacial marriage is on the rise with new unions such as that between Donald and Melania Trump.
The Supreme Court just declared interfacial marriage unfortunate, though legal.

by Cassie & Joanna May 11, 2007

Sanctity of Marriage

The biggest bullcrap conservative Christians use to oppose gay marriage; while at the same time, cheating or divorcing on his/her spouse.

Anita Bryant uses the "Sanctity of Marriage" bullcrap to oppose gay marriage and yet she divorces her husband. What a hypocrite.

by BuffaloBillsFan2005 January 17, 2020

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008

opposite marriage

The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"

by JusLar April 20, 2009

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

ammosexual marriage

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.

Ammosexual marriage is a human right.

by charleyzencat February 14, 2015

sus marriage

Marriage that is between the same gender

Do you support sus marriage?

by aniddfee July 26, 2021