marcatboi

The best mortem player ever totally don't question me on that plz don't 1v1 or I will cri. If you beat me your haxoring. I 5-0 E_le even though we never 1v1'd. Also Golden Hydras is a bitch.

Noob_man42069: Who is marcatboi?

Devgamez: Only the hottest and best trooper we have here at League of Mortem.
He can 5-0 E_le even though he has never fought him.

by Nerdiest boy. May 10, 2021

cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014

pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020

marcantony

a sloppy asshole who looks like a dick

man you r such a marcantony

by lalaloopsys scare the shit out January 2, 2014

marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

mancation

A vacation taken by gay men to a known gay vacation place, where they would be around and meet other gay men.

This fag in my office took off to Palm Springs on mancation this weekend.

by Westside Guy December 9, 2008

mafation

mafation means mafia but in the term that it is a nation but a mafia at the same time. Also a secretive nation such as in the terms of war, politics, etc. but not in the US government way though.

"Kenya isnt much of a mafation but is definetly violent."
"I think North Korea couldnt be considered a mafation because it is not secretive enough."

by ub3r1337 July 15, 2006