Mararthon

A grueling 26.2 mile race of drinking in which you run, walk, and use any means necessary (i.e. Public transportation) to complete the route. Unlike a marathon, in a Mararthon the goal is not for time-the goal is to finish and drink as much as possible while you do. Water stations do not serve water, instead you are served alcohol-lots of alcohol.

The water stations in the Mararthon were clutch in keeping me drunk.

by Truewords October 8, 2014

Gordonodono Marathano

Scientific name Dinosaures Gordanes. Regarded presumably as a race which involves strategic game play and or the amputation of competitors limb and or bodily harm.

An ultimate fight to the death with regards to the animalistic nature of the race.

"Today I was in the midst of a Gordonodono Marathano and nearly killed my competition."

by Urvi Sex on Fire Ptel March 25, 2010

marathong

The overexposure of thong underwear, typically on women (or men) too overweight to rightfully be wearing such garments.

"That hairy Danish guy is running another marathong at the beach."

"Hey pal, what's with the banana hammock? You trying to win a marathong?"

by revenge_of_tastycakes May 4, 2009

Marathong

When the sweat builds up in a marathon participant's undergarments, the result is a squishy bunching of clothing in the lower regions. The squishing of the undergarment is so tight, it appears visually related to a thong. This phenomenon is known as a "Marathong".

Joe ran so hard at the marathon, the resulting marathong left him immobile for two weeks.

by SN33KYSN33KY February 18, 2009

Marathunting

A sport in which competitors hunt game while running a marathon.

Joe Schmoe is the greatest marathunter of the last decade. No one can drop a buck with a crossbow at the same speeds that man can run. His use of non-fire arm weapons really makes watching a marathunting match on ESPN interesting.

by psilohead September 17, 2010

Marathonalong

a very long sing along that sometimes ends in a death, or two.

I was chillin' with the Athenians one sunny Greek day, when everyone began singing in a marathonalong ....we sang for hours... after two hours Titus couldn't take it and keeled over... then the Persians showed up.

by Smithmada February 22, 2008

Marrathon

Meeting friends in Cumbria for a long walk.

Wylis was back in Cockermouth, so he called all the lads for a Marrathon on the fells.

by MrWylis June 11, 2010