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Injury magnet

When you have an injury on your body and everything seems to be drawn to it like a magnet to make it hurt more.
"This cut on my foot is an effin injury magnet!"
by MermaidGlenda September 15, 2009
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Drama Magnet

Someone who is constantly involved in & surrounded by drama. Everywhere they go, drama is sure to follow.
Every time Haley goes to a party she gets into a fight, that girl is such a drama magnet!
by Bitch Puh-lease March 14, 2011
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magnetix

A very hung Asian person named Darl G.
Has an enormous penis.

A person that pwns you, your mom, your dad, your sister and your brother at video games. :)
That person has a magnetix! JEEZ!

I wanna suck his magnetix
by Dipset March 25, 2005
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Whore Magnet

noun; A person who has sex with many people that may seem like a whore, but really all of the whores gravitate to that person because of something they may have. (charm, looks, possessions, etc...)
Matt: "If I can recall correctly, Patrick is such a man whore."

Marshall: "No! You've got it all wrong. He can't control the fact that all the girls that he comes in contact with try to take advantage of him some way or another. He's a Whore Magnet!"

Matt: "Oh man... I wish I was a Whore Magnet!"

Marshall: "Me too... but we can't all be as lucky as him"
by ching chong bing bong October 16, 2010
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fat chick magnet

An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.
"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."
by Michaelson March 3, 2008
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Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory

Relating to two poles that are exhibiting magnetism, but the magnetic field is going in an opposite direction than normal and it theory that even Einstein has proven it happens on the Days of the Lunar Solar Eclipse and also when the planets align.
Dustin Luke Crocker is the creator of the Bipolar Magnetic Reversal Theory!!!!!!!
by DustyCracker2099 November 19, 2018
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Magnatate

To be attracted to a certain location or object.
We always magnatate towards this certain location or object.
by Maria Valdez March 22, 2007
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