Moisty's Mallet

Word Association Game, Which each player must say a related word to one that was previously just said. The person who pauses or cant think of a word gets a bash around the head, often with a heavey object eg. a book.

The Game, Moisty's Mallet

EG.

Jack:'Football'
John:'Sport'
Jack:'Basket Ball'
John:'Net'
Jack:'Internet'
John:'Porn'

by Cammers November 3, 2008

Mallett

Short for kick ass, party hardy, coolest ppl in the world. Only a select few individuals are blessed with this at birth. It is a tremindous responsibility, but the chosen ones pull it off remarkably!!

She is soooo Mallett!!! (awesome as fuck)

by djzchick4twanky August 20, 2008

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Ass Mallet

Variation of "Asshammer". Somebody who exists purely to pound on ass (see "malletize"). Usually a gay man or somebody who is suspected of being gay.

Noah: I think Garrett likes the cock.
Chris: What an ass mallet!

by C2Y August 6, 2005

Tard Magnet

Anything shiny/glowy/pretty that seems to attract the "differently abled" from miles around.

Made of shiny chrome and spewing sweet smelling soda the fountain was just about the perfect tard magnet.

by joskarith November 11, 2004

fat chick magnet

someone that attracts fat chicks, in bar or club, conveinent for fattys

when steve enters the bar he attracts fattys because he is a fat chick magnet.

by shane69 September 11, 2007

Magnetic Clothing

1. Revealing outfit worn by attractive to semi-attractive women which magnetically attract the male's eyes toward cleavage, butt cleavage, whale tail, butt, legs, back, and/or belly.

2. Sexy outfit with matching accessories and heels that make it difficult for a man to keep his eyes off a woman.

She walked in the club with magnetic clothing and I couldn't keep my eyes off of her, so I offered her a drink and we got to talkin'.

by Ed Rooney February 25, 2009