miles

A hockey boy that rollerblades to and from Hannaford to the dorms and his ankles show sometimes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. - miles

by snape's lover January 11, 2024

Miles

5'11 230lbs

Wow who is that 5'11 230 lbs thumb, it's just miles!

by hamikibabayaga January 14, 2024

Miles

The tallest hobbit in the east, he also kinda looks like that dude from that one movie

person 1- look it's Miles
person 2- Miles Morales?!!?!?

by bite my toes January 19, 2024

Miles

a sub dickbag who cannot say the word ich in german and likes to gaslight.

miles ate shit in german today.

by iloveyourmomstwiceremovedsis February 2, 2024

Miles

the kindest and sweetest friend you'll ever have. containing the most beautiful eyes, & a smile so contagious. he truly is kenough

"I love my miles. He's so dope."

by unicorndaddy999 November 20, 2023

Miles

Miles is a firce alpha male with a 12 inch cock. He runs over 200 pounders even though he is less heavy than them. The definition of a dog. Not afraid to press out little bitch kids.

Look at that Miles, what a dog.

by MoeGotDoe February 28, 2024

Miles

Miles is the most chisled bonobo out there, when he enters a room he is escorted due to his jawline being a "weapon of mass destruction". But all in all miles is a super bonobo friend to be around always saying" Im Steveo". And his friend Sean even more chiseld and not a bonobo.

Miles, sir if you would pls leave the room, your jawline is breaking the no knifes polacy.

by IM STeveo March 11, 2024