hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul

"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."

by Melba December 2, 2003

tranny mess

The point in life when you realize God hates you and you will likely end up a crack stripper.

You have a thesis due in 2 weeks you haven't started? Ayy. You a tranny mess.

by alejandra_and_dieter March 7, 2008

crossdress brown mess

When a man wearing a dress shits on a girl.

Yo dude did you hear that soupcan likes to do the crossdress brown mess?

by Da longest bone February 28, 2013

hot mess

An attractive person, generally female, that repeatedly engages in situations which could negatively impact his or her social, mental, societal, and legal reputation. Examples include, repeated and excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption, a habit of being ejected from drinking establishments, a general disregard for the law concerning public safety, petty theft from convenience stores/supermarkets, and a voice that is about 3 decibels louder than everyone else.

Friend: Wanna hang out with **** tonight?
You: You know, I love her to death but she's such a hot mess when she drinks

Friend: I just can't get that chick out of my head. I mean, I know she's a total hot mess, but I dig it.
You: Beware

by Gullek October 7, 2010

hot mess express

defining a set or sets of women that have nothing going for them...the leader of a group that has no restriction to what she wears or how she carries herself...

"Seriously, did you see Lisa Hopper...such a hot mess express..."

by Hlove.B.I.C September 20, 2009

Status Mess

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

by urbangrrrl April 4, 2009

Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use

"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."

by karinova December 24, 2005