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Mental E-tardation

The physical state of the brain following consumption of ecstasy in which attempts at complex neural processes result solely in the self-realization of the tremendous mental toll ecstasy has on your basic evaluative skills.
The day after the rave my friend was suffering from severe Mental E-tardation and tried to put a hot pocket in the blender.
by Derz August 9, 2010
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mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.
Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS
by dufbear August 20, 2011
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mental whack picture

a mental snapshot that a man takes of a woman or certain parts of a woman he sees in public so that he can jerk off to the image later.
It would have been too obvious for Dusty to take an actual photo of the hot woman he saw with his cell phone, so he settled for a mental whack picture.
by ducksRpeople2 September 11, 2011
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mental viewfinder

Seeing an image in public so hot that you catalog it in your memory for masturbating later.
Holy shit I was behind Susan in yoga today. I totally put that in my mental viewfinder for tonight’s wank.
by timbre December 5, 2013
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mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)
Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....
by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014
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mental slut waffle

A mind controlling waffle that forces you to pour hot butter and syrup all over it while it cums in your mouth.
by PeanutBitter January 7, 2018
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Mental Rape

League of Legends causes mental rape. The symptoms are hair loss, depression, and anti-social disorder.
by Amongussussyballsfortnite September 4, 2021
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