Mega-asshole

One who is not just an asshole, but a MEGA-asshole.

Man, he is being such a mega-asshole about this.

by ^_~ November 22, 2004

mega smooth brain

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is so smooth brain that he's mega smooth brain

by dr.cocslong February 26, 2021

Mega-chad

The ultimate chad: the highest rank of chadliness one can achieve. It can only be obtained by dominating Clementine Lawson or the kids in my basement.

Kaitlyn screamed as Olleiei the mega-chad thrust his huge throbbing monster cock into her tight juicy vagina.

by g4ym4nhurst June 23, 2020

mega-rrhea

diarrhea that is so powerful, explosive, and often times painful that it breaks all normal standards of fecal expulsion.

"I drank 30-pack of beast ice last night and boy do I have mega-rrhea"

by jenn December 10, 2004

mega bitch

female usually known for extreme highs and lows, harms peoples self esteems and ego's without a thought and does harm to all in path

Jean is a megabitch, she controls everyone around her and makes them feel like {shit}. She also makes kids cry. she is such a mega bitch.

by John Fossil June 22, 2006

Mega Man X

While the details are unknown as of yet (Damn Capcom always starting a spin-off before finishing the original), it is assumed that Mega Man X, or simply X, was an upgraded version of Mega Man, a service robot remodeled for war. Dr. Light, who created Mega Man, programed X to give Mega Man the gift of free will. Before he released X, he put him in a stasis capsle for 30 years to run tests to determine that X wouldn't breat any of the laws of robotics. 30 years later, X was found and reactivated by Dr. Cain. Robots were built based off of X's programing called Reploids. Everything seemed to be fine until a renegade Reploid harmed a Human. A Reploid who does that is called a Maverick. This robot was quickly destroyed, but soon other reploids went Maverick, and a Maverick Hunter force had to be assembled which was led by Dr. Cain's own best robot, Sigma. Unfortunately Sigma too went Maverick and X once again had to give up a life of peace to save the human race along with another Hunter, Zero.

Mega Man X, first game I ever got for the SNES and probably one of the best.

by Locke Cole July 25, 2004

Mega Psycho Crusher

A brute attack that consist of the attacker flying in the air at 3.00*10^8 m/s. While flying, the person body will build of a deadly electricity(40 kilo amperes) and strike his/her opponent(s). This attack is unavoidable. Mega Psycho Crusher is a "one-hit kill." Mega Psycho Crusher is an equivalent of an output of 40 grams of Chucktanium energy. Mega Psycho Crusher is also an occupation that help provide funeral service hence bringing the dead body down to ashes.

Funeral Service Provider: I'm sorry for your loss.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): I wish he could live another 190 years; he's to young to die.
Funeral Service Provider: He served his time. We can not let his body freeze in the harsh blizzard any longer. Your soul will survive through this lonely winter...I promise.
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying): WTF, what are you intending to do? Tell Me! (So emotional)
Funeral Service Provider: Listen! he served his time; it's time to end your misery...MEGA PSYCHO CRUSHER!! (velocity increase; endothermic process "catapultulate."
Over Sensitive Chick (Crying and shouting): NOOOOOOO!
(BOOM!, the corpse is now reduce down into ashes)
Funeral Service Provider: RIP.
(Since Mega Psycho Crusher travel at the speed of light, The Over Sensitive Chick screaming sound can't travel as fast in comparison. Hence, the logic fits perfectly: When summon, Mega Psycho Crusher can't be stop, regardless.

by BenchMax345 February 24, 2008