Matilde

The best friend or girlfriend you could ever have. She is a smart, funny, kind and loyal person. If you ever dare to say something mean to her, she will kick you in your balls (or her bestfriend will).

Matilde: Hi!
Rebekka: I am sad!
Matilde: come over here and eat candy with me!
Rebekka: Ok, Thanx Matilde

by RebekkaBecka November 23, 2016

Matilda

Australian slang term meaning a "swag" (i.e., a pack of personal belongings). Originates from the Aussie folk song "Waltzing Matilda" in which the hobo ("swagman") refers to his precious swag as Matilda. Thus "waltzing matilda" literally means "walking across the outback".

From the Murrays green basin to the dusty outback I waltzed my matilda all over

by abdul.hazred January 26, 2009

Matix

Someone who is smart, beautiful, short.

Do you see that matix? She's short

by Short ass October 24, 2020

matio

Slang for San Mateo.

White boy1: Yo where you from kid?
White boy2: Matioooooo!

by Someone who has done this same thing May 3, 2006

Matisse

A great friend that you can always count on keeping your secrets. Dark brown hair, beautiful singing voice. Nerd-ish. Loves Sci-fi. Somewhat shy.

Guy 1: Are you friends with a Matisse?
Guy 2: Well duhh, I am Matisse, the ORIGINAL!

by IslandKit May 20, 2015

Matina

Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
You see this cat is a bad motherfucker
But I'm talkin' about Matina
She's a complicated woman
But no one understands her but her man

You are a matina bad ass!

by Sheeerah February 3, 2010

stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005