Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.

"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"

by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006

vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way

I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception

by Barny July 9, 2003

pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 3, 2008

manssage

When a guy is expecting to get a massage from a female but gets one from a dude instead.

Did you here that Ginkel got a manssage? At first he said he hated it but he keeps talking about how great it was.

by hoosier89` October 23, 2009

Mass effected

Being addicted to the video game series Mass effect by Bioware.

By reading the books, owning a item of Mass effect, or playing the game more than 6 times.

Jake keeps saying that, "Mass effect will suck you in like a black hole!"

He is Mass effected.

by BigJK June 8, 2011

hollywood massage

When you give your girlfriend a massage and put your penis inside her.

Hollywood massage: he gave her a masssge and used his penis to massage her uterus.

by Babyfishmouth2017 February 23, 2017