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Maple Ridge is boring...but good people
Jebus:Maple Ridge rocks yo

Wanka:nah..to boring
by Jebus December 19, 2003
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Maple Syrup

When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"
Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.
by Szechuan God September 27, 2017
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Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.
The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.
by jd January 5, 2005
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Maple Sampler

A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
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Maple Lawn

1. n. A place where good food is cooked and gossip is stirred on an hourly basis thanks to staff who live at the counter on their nights off
2. n. The home of Elmira's best singing cook
3. n. Where Old people dine and whine
4. n. A red barn with a polar bear
5. A Family Owned Restaurant
1.Rene', Barb, and Cass.
2. Kelly Clarkson
3. The Nursing Home
4. Crowley farms
5. Maple Lawn
by Employee08 October 16, 2008
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Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013
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Maple Haze

A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.
Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
by Penguin mckenna October 14, 2015
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