M.A.P.

A "Politically Correct" Term for the spectrum of Babyfuckers. Stands for Minor Attracted Person.

"Wasn't Jared from Subway a M.A.P. "

by yeeterino January 2, 2019

M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong

Noun. A comedic mispronunciation/spelling of the Hollywood movie writer/director; M. Night Shyamalan. Who's famous for both his unusual name and for his somewhat surprising film twists.

Verb. Using his name to describe a crazy, unusual or unbelievable end to something.

1 "Lets pick a good movie this time, nothing by M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong."

2 "Can you believe what happened to john? I swear it was some straight up M. Night Shama-lama-ding-dong shit."

by pinkparasite87 August 17, 2011

M-1 Garand

The M-1 Garand was the main battle rifle of U.S. infantry during World War II and Korea, and, in limited numbers, Vietnam. It was chambered for .30-06 Springfield ammo. One common misconception is that the Garand could not be reloaded until the en-bloc clip was completely emptied. Partially-expended or full clips could be ejected by simply depressing the magazine catch.

The Garand later served as the basis for the M14 rifle, which is still in limited service to this day.

The M-1 Garand was designed by, and derives its name from, John C. Garand.

by sminturn September 17, 2006

M male

There could be only one M male. The M male is usually referred to the sexiest man alive.

Girl 1: -Matyas is an M male.

Girl 2: -Ye

by Kipcsak July 17, 2021

M.H.S

M.H.S is an acronym related to gaming which means Minecraft Herobrine Survival. Dumb little kids use this as a quick way to ask their friends to play that particular game mode with them.

"Hey Joey! Wanna play M.H.S on pocket edition?"

"What the heck does that mean Brandon?"

"Minecraft Herobrine Survial you big dummy!"

by Regab February 7, 2019

M-99

M-99 (or M99) is the shortened term for the tranquilizer known as Etorphine Hydrochloride. It is used commonly as an animal tranquilizer and is known to be 1000 times stronger than morphine. This drug is commonly used in the Showtime series Dexter.

Dexter Morgan: What am I even looking for?

Vince Masuka: Wait for it.

Dexter Morgan: This is a prelim. I don't have time to...

Vince Masuka: M-Fucking-99 (M-99)

Dexter Morgan: Etorphine Hydrochloride?

Vince Masuka: An animal tranquilizer more powerful than morphine. Causes total paralysis. That mark on her neck kept bugging me, so I ordered up a tox screen.

Dexter Morgan: (voice over) That's it. No more doughnuts for Masuka.

by Teeny the Aweshomest February 4, 2009

M.I.N.F

M.I.N.F. is an acronym for Mothers I'd Never Fuck. This term is the polar opposite of M.I.L.F. It describes a mother well past her prime who has NOT aged well, and yet tries to dress and act like a teenaged skank. A M.I.N.F. will throw her kids to the wayside for a chance at sex with younger attractive men that are way out of her league, though she can be pacified with booze, fake compliments, and compulsory groping. Young men should be forewarned that M.I.N.F.'s are akin to vampires. Once you invite them in, they will freely invade your space and can only be vanquished with a public denouncing and calling out in front of witnesses OR a stake rammed neatly between the saddlebags (taking care to avoid the extensive push up and out bra) to the heart.

Guy 1: UGH. I started flirting with this M.I.N.F at work and now she won't leave me ALONE. She keeps hanging around and telling people we have this "thing" going.

Guy 2: Dude, didn't you read the playa handbook? Never flirt with a M.I.N.F. That's like signing a contract with the devil. You always get more shit than you bargained for.

Guy 1: I KNOW! Bitch is all up in my face and business and cockblocking me at every turn. She's skantless and fugly.

Guy 2: Bro I got stakes in my trunk. Let's end this.

by Trish76 July 17, 2010