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rice lord

A bald, fat, caucasian male who refuses to wear anything except an apron and boots. He carries a large stick with him at all times. Hoards rice with the help of his sidekicks, Lefty, Bootsy, and Tim. Rumour has it that he has a giant storehouse somewhere in North Dakota FULL of rice that he has hoarded.

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Any actual person who displays such characteristics. Steals your rice.
*rice lord steals dude's rice*
dude: Dude! The Rice Lord took my rice!

Guy 1: Can I have your rice?
Guy 2: Stop being a Rice Lord.
by St. Mike October 9, 2006
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Porn Lord

Someone who buys or downloads a lot of porn, therefore is the place to get your porn fix.
John is the local porn lord, have a bondage fetish, he's got it, what about a bestiality fetish, you're weird.
by A porn lord December 15, 2010
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Time Lord

A time Lord is a being of Gallifreyan origin who has two hearts and when near death can physically change all bodily features. Contrary to popular belief Time Lords do not look like Humans. Humans look like Time Lords. They Came First.
The Doctor from the hit BBC television show is a Time Lord.
by ŚPASTIC FRIDGE January 11, 2015
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Lord GooGoo

A nickname for any male who likes Lady Gaga, or any male artist who opens for her.
Simpson: Dude! Did you see Lady Gaga's outfit at the Grammys last night? She looked fabulous!

Dude: Sorry, Lord GooGoo -- I must've missed that. Did she borrow Bjork's swan dress for the evening?
by whiteboyDJ December 4, 2010
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Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is the notorious Dark wizard of the magical world. Born "Tom Marvolo Riddle", his fascination with the Dark Arts during his schooling at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, led to his quest for immortality.

Voldemort has chosen Horcruxes as his path to immortaily. He is believed to be the only wizard to have created more than one Horcrux, leaving his soul incredibly fragile and unbalanced. His Horcruxes reside in his Diary, the Gaunt ring, Locket of Slytherin, Hufflepuff's cup, Ravenclaw's diadem, his pet snake Nagini, and most incredible of all, and by accident, inside Harry Potter, the boy whom he failed to kill in his desperation to remove obstacles in his path to domination over the wizarding world.

After his downfall in 1981, which we all know was when the Killing curse he cast failed to kill the victim, Harry Potter, and rebounded on Voldemort himself, not much was seen or heard of Voldermort for 13 years, until 1994, where he made his now famous return to power.

In 1997, during the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort was killed by Harry Potter in a duel sure to be remembered for the rest of time. His legacy is of death and destruction, as he destroyed the lives of so many.

Voldemort's followers were known as Death eaters and were each branded with a tatto depicting a snake emerging from the mouth of a skull.

Voldemort is also known as You-Know-Who, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and the Dark Lord.
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did terrible things. Terrible, yes, but great.

"There is no good an evil, there is only power... and those to weak to seek it" - Lord Voldemort
by starsofdarkness October 30, 2009
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Lord Doucheington

It's a douchebag, but with status and/or money.
A Lady Doucheington may also exist.
Robert Novak prefers to be addressed as Lord Doucheington
by Jackson B. March 15, 2007
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Lord Herbie

Lord Herbie is the leader of a cult operating behind the scenes at Highland Highschool in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He's depicted wearing a large black cloak like most of of his followers and also wears a Herbie hornet mask. Herbie the Hornet is Highland's school mascot and also probably most likely inspired Lord Herbie's name.
P1: Oh shit! Lord Herbie just fucking sacrificed Mike
P2: You mean that nerd in our biology class?
by JBROZ TV February 1, 2020
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