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barenaked ladies

Awesome Canadaian band...never get any respect because they're not completely mainstream rock...have cool songs like Brian Wilson, If I Had $1000000, Alternative Girlfriend, 1 Week, It's All Been Done, Get In Line, Too Little Too Late, and Pinch Me
by 000 March 22, 2004
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front loader

Going number 2 in a men's restroom urinal.
Dude 1: Man, i freakin' hate that janitor.
Dude 2: Me too, that's why I dropped a front loader in the men's room that he has to clean.
by klundtasaur July 15, 2009
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...ladies.

A replacement for the classic but tired adage of "that's what she said". It was developed from Demetri Martin's comedy, which states that adding "...ladies" at the end of anything will make it creepier. It can be added by the person talking or anyone who happens to be listening and catches a double entendre ready to be exploited.
Ray: Jeeze, I'm really tired from last night...ladies.

Harrison: I didn't think it was going to be this hard!
Ray: ...ladies.
by Ray the Destroyer June 9, 2010
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back loader

To take a hearty shit in the back part of a toilet causing it to constantly refill with dirty water
Andrew released a back loader into Bob's toilet causing mass plumbing problems and a strong and steady stench of shit
by Nolan D. April 26, 2008
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muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"
Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!
by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008
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ladies night

Pejorative used by a group of men to describe a member that ducks out of comraderie, goes to bed early, or does not demonstrate stereotypically macho traits.
"What's up with this giant suitcase for a two day trip?"
"Don't ask me, it belongs to Ladies Night over there."

"I'm going bed, guys. Do you mind keeping it down?"
"Whatever you say, Ladies Night."
by J.G August 27, 2007
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Loaded Gun

-An accident waiting to happen.

-Something dangerous.

-Playing with something that shouldn't be messed with.
"David dateing a girl that young is wrong! She's practically a loaded gun!"
by Darkmoon360 December 25, 2006
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