Lay-Away Life Sentence 

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

Lay-Away Life Sentence by The People's Chump January 17, 2023

Lay Down the Hammer

To hit something in life hard. To make it happen and own it. To give something the beat down.

'I was bangin this chick last night and rocked her world! I layed down the hammer on her!'

'I can't believe she talked to you like that bro. You need to lay down the hammer.'

Lay Down the Hammer by Blagize August 20, 2011

Lay-up 

hooking up with a girl at a club with little or no effort or game

I hooked up with her at the club last night, what a lay-up!!

Lay-up by infinitycloser December 21, 2008

Lay Your Head On My Pillow 

Laying Your Head On A Girls Boobs . Resting Head On Girls Boobs, Or Even Sleeping On Her Booby's . . As A Good Cuddling Position .

Girl : " Baby , Come Lay Your Head On My Pillow. " Boy : * Places Head & Rest's It On Girls Chest. *

Lay Your Head On My Pillow by Yoshe106 March 16, 2012

lay the dick 

(1) Verb - To completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of competition, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a shell of what they once were.

(2) Noun - Phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of competition, activity, or encounter.

(1) Jay: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

John: I laid the dick on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting assfucked by James the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.

(2) Jesse: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

James: I kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but I scuttlefucked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to Gurley having a career week.

Jesse: Lay the dick, bro. Lay that dick on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.

lay the dick by Jpopson247 April 23, 2018

Lay Up 

A girl who is so easy you can not miss.
if you miss a lay up you are open to all chirps regarding having no wheels and just being an all around bad guy.

Andrew: "Dev how could you miss that lay up you had the open lane!?"
Devin: "I got buttery fingers yoh"

Lay Up by Gotem! February 8, 2010

lay down 

To murder a human being.

The crack dealer may lay down a man for selling on his turf.

lay down by Anthony Yochmann May 8, 2008