Landon Laxers

Hmmm.....whoever posted that one must go to Gonzaga..cause Prep guys arent that sad. These so called "losers" are ranked in the top 10 nationally every year....suck on that queer. Every year, Landon laxers go to d1 schools and are even all americans.

Zaga tool- Hey did u see Matt Ward score 5 goals last night
Zaga tool #2- yeah I sweat him so much
Landon guy- yeah, he went to Landon
Zaga tools- HES A FAG HAHHAHA

by Bullis=Sad April 10, 2005

lang

Someone who is very tall and has well defined muscles, usually adored by most females.

How lang is Will Smith?

by rippedman May 13, 2005

Lando Effect

Tendency amongst bigots to show solidarity with a race/religious/ethnic group they normally despise when a member of that group is beating up on another minority the bigot hates even more. When one brand of racism trumps another.

Princess Leia only shows disdain for Wookiees throughout the Star Wars trilogy. "Get this big walking carpet out of my way!" "I'd sooner kiss a wookiee!" She even sneaks into Jabba's palace by selling off a handcuffed Chewie.

The only time she openly takes Chewbacca's side in anything is when Chewie is choking out Lando, the only black character of significance in the entire trilogy.

On Lockdown, the guards talked about how the nazi gang was allied with the mexican gang against the black gang. Whats up with that?

Lando Effect bro...Lando Effect.

by TarantinoDork October 20, 2010

Joe Lando

Perfection.
Used to describe a male who is beautiful in spirit and body.
Often have long hair and eyes that sparkle.

Girl: I met this guy last night and he's a total Joe Lando. I'm in love.

by cornflake_girl August 23, 2011

Thang-a-lang

A thang-a-lang is the male genitalia, also known as the penis.

I just saw Hot Liza shake her thang-a-lang at the club last week.

by fattyMagik June 23, 2009

poonis lagoonis

The ultimate poonis. A person who tries to ruin EVERYONE'S fun.

"Get off my case, Poonis Lagoonis"

by kingsexy February 3, 2003

landon guy

weight room beast. sweet laxer. beer drinking hottie. these guys can shoot their lax balls hard and down their beers faster than anyone around. they are used to be sweated by everyone around. are used to being the #1 lax team around and stay the only one who doesnt recruit. they get so much ass, they dont know what to do with it. if your a dad and cant find your daughter on the weekend, check a landon guys bed.

that landon guy is sweeet.

by pride June 4, 2004