Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

lamp lit

When someone's words or actions prove to be false and they expose themselves to be a fake.

Her lamp lit when her story did not match up with what really happened.

by majvend September 2, 2017

rubbing lamps

Similar to scissoring, but involves two happy men rubbing their buttholes together while making extravagant wishes.

I just saw the most ridiculous meme ever. "Was it a girl yelling at a cat?" No, it was two dudes rubbing lamps and asking for pearl necklaces, tea bags, and chocolate starfish. I didn't get it.

by Bobby the Bug Man August 26, 2020

Dick Lamp

A person who is easily arroused

a person (mostly male) who is a dick or jerk.

"Yo dude, you see millo last night? what a dick lamp!"

by BadB*tch June 8, 2018

raffle lamp

When someone is very happy about something.

looks like you won a raffle lamp
did you win a lamp in a raffle ?

by ivymayLouise June 18, 2008

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

snail lamp

The most perfect, amazing, cool, pretty, beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning, swag, poggers, t a l l rat in the world,, really awesome ejjadjej we should get a completo date

Snail lamp my beloved

by notyourgf April 20, 2021