STD'S 

Aka: HIV

A deadly virus/ disease aka: Aids , You get by having unsafe sexual intercourse with someone who already has that virus
aka: Sexual/Sexually Transmitted Disease

"Hey doc, theres something wrong...."

*Test Results*

"Sorry to tell you, but, you have STD's"

STD'S by CheesyFriesWithExtraCheese July 23, 2018

std's 

Acronym for "sexually transmitted disease" but gen z thinks its a quirky word. Gained popularity by a song written by lovely peaches

teen girl"i got std's ahhaha"
boomers: "umm"

std's by dumb.b!tch December 8, 2019

Std's 

Std is like pokemon, you can collect them and then trade them for other std's

Hey can I have your std's for my std's?

Std's by TheBuilder is funny November 18, 2020

STD's 

S= Suck STD's don't do it.
T= Ten

D= Dicks

My boi iron craver is a living that STD's, sucking, dripping, overflowing.

STD's by ILoveEatingBeans September 26, 2022

Facebook STD's

(N) Facebook applications, such as zombies, which really does nothing but makes you "bite" other people to level your self up. In other words your "zombie" gains 5 experience per bite so all of your friends are bitten, and all the ones who chose to be infected infect their friends and so on.

"Damn Dani, i've gotten 6 new Facebook STD's today, zombies, werewolves, slayers, vampires, pirates vs. ninjas, and super poke!"

"Hey isaac's really getting into facebook... he sent me about 10 differnt facebook std's... He's slowly loosing his life because he spends an hour a day clicking "bite 20""

Facebook STD's by Eric Super January 13, 2008

Dog STD’s 

When ya fuck a dog and get a new STD

“Oh man Jerry was fucking that dog so hard!” “Ya but it gave him Dog STD’s!”

Dog STD’s by Special E.D June 17, 2018

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's 

The act of doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing. Thus making your team, co-workers, or whatever you are working with fail miserably. Causing the only person doing there work/job well great stress.

Worker1: hey guy's lets get this printer working again.
Worker2: I spilled coffee on my lap this hurts like hell!
Worker3: (Worker isnt even at work today)
Worker1: You guys are even worse than a retard Hiding in a cave, fighting off STD's

Hiding in a cave, Fighting off STD's by CodyYoung June 21, 2010