lonely fonzi

When you jerk off, but stick your thumb up. Looking like you are giving yourself the thumbs up the whole time.

Struck out at the bar, so I went home for a lonely fonzi to boost my confidence.

by Bingobill April 1, 2016

lonely whale

Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.

Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.

by Whalienxxx March 23, 2019

Lonely Sausage

its when a male dips his dick and balls in cold water for 2 minutes and out comes a lonely sausage, with balls shriveled up, and yeah thats it.

DAYUM its so cold that i got a lonely sausage

by THABUTTSHARK March 1, 2018

Lone babies

Another name for the national beer of Texas, Lone Star

"Did you get beer for the river? I won't go float unless we have some lone babies"

by ok_grl June 14, 2016

The Lonely Horse

The lonely horse is a masturbation technique involving masturbating while driving. To restate: going to town on yourself as you are going into town.

Jimmy: Hey, are you driving?
Timothy: I'm the lonely horse at the moment, almost home.

by Lonely Pony December 22, 2012

Lonely Pony

A word for something that is alone and has nobody with them.

Friend_1: Alright we're off to home, good luck in your last class.
Friend_2: Your a lonely poney

Someone is waiting for the train and a friend comes by and says: hey what are you being lonely pony about?

by watercrafter December 7, 2011

Lone Boning

Lone Boning

A term for male masturbation

"Dude let's invite some chicks over tomorrow"
"Awww sundays my lone boning day"

by natewill January 8, 2012