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Lonely Settlement

When someone is so lonely that they will be attracted to whoever pays them any sexual attention.
What the hell? Why is Laura going out with Jack? He's kind of a loser.
No guys ever talk to her. It's just your average case of lonely settlement.
by Sleet October 12, 2009
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lonely_driver

Arrogant, self centered, egotistical person who has helped nurture his old, and current teammates, into becoming as insufferable as he is.
"Did you hear how lonely_driver lost a race recently?
"Really?"
"Yeah, but he and his fellow biased Admins deemed the race a victory for him because they couldn't let their legendary team (which 99% of them are members of) take a loss against someone who hasn't craked their car, letting his already inflated ego become even larger."
"Afterwards he proceeded to spam POWERHOUSE #1"
"Wow, he and his teammates sound like huge dicks."
"They are.."
by deeznutsbitch!!!! August 29, 2021
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Lonely Island

When a male gets a raging stonk on, he pulls it up and tucks it in his pants. Just so his bell end is popping out. Thus creating a Lonely Island. Often used on the Beach and often crops up in holiday snaps.
Haha! can see That Lonely Island!
by jeff93 January 7, 2010
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lonely ass

It’s you when you don’t have a Valentine for St-Valentines day
« You are such a lonely ass, how can you not have a date for Valentine’s Day »
by cannot handle February 12, 2020
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lonely pockets

A tragically flat female backside, termed as such because the back pockets on her jeans/skirt/shorts/etc... have little, if anything, to keep them company.
I like my girls built like Vida Guerra. You, on the other hand, prefer the ones with lonely pockets.
by HarshLindsey November 10, 2007
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lonely sexual

The state where you realize you aren't good in relationships; you are meant to be alone; You have trouble finding anyone to go out with.
Person 1 - hey man I think it's time to come out.. I'm lonely sexual.

Person 2- I strongly support you man. It's not your fault
by Bubble Star December 24, 2015
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Lonely C-OPS

Lonely C-OPS Just a Sexy Chammer.
by Lonely C-OPS October 16, 2020
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