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kalanish

A chill redonkulous Hawaiian boss/bro.
He was being a little too kalanish today.
by fghu47 January 24, 2011
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klangerdoodle

Klangerdoodle is where a mans phallus has ceased to work, in all sexual functions (rendering the mans phallus not erect) for any amount of time. Often occurs amount men over the age of seventy, klangerdoodle was a word coined by the Vikings of Scandinavia, and most likely because the cold weather would cause the viking's phallus to be absorbed by the body, leaving a small amount of phallus coating (skin). When a mans phallus has either "done a klangerdoodle" or has "klangerdoodled", his penis ceases to become erect, and can only get a semi-coed (and still perform sexual intercourse). Klangerdoodle is a known disease as well, but is more commonly referred to "erectile dysfunction", but klangerdoodle is its latin and medical name. Females cannot catch, transmit, or emit klangerdoodle, and are immune from all forms of klangerdoodle.
My dick has done a klangerdoodle.

Damn it, it's klangerdoodled!

Has your penis klangerdoodled yet?
by Von Ballcrusher October 7, 2013
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Kalany

An amazing person with a very short temper, but can be awesome and very friendly if you aren't an asshole. Kalany's like to venture into the world of music, are salvadorian, and can be quiet bitchy. Regardless of all of this, you would die to become her best friend.
OMG did you see that amazing girl over their, that's such a kalany.
by Richy36 December 10, 2019
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Kaylan Johnson

Smart intelligent sexy with a long dick

Watch out for this one he will fuck ya family
Kaylan Johnson fucked my mama
Kaylan Johnson fucked my sister
by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020
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klandemic

The exponential spread of white supremist beliefs through a community.
There's been a real klandemic breaking out in the walmart parking lot since they ran out of hamburger buns.
by Crawdad Nelson May 7, 2020
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kelandre

An atisocial person who hates everyone
She is such a kelandre
by Bahhdie May 18, 2021
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Kaylan

i saw a kaylan
by kaylanba May 24, 2021
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