Knited

A slang word, often used in online gaming to mean many things, such as ; to get killed, to kill, or just generally own.

" mate, I just got knited!" "oi cheetz, knit him for me!"

by Kerfuffler December 2, 2009

knitrific

as in terrific when used in a conversation pertaining to knitting, crocheting, or any other artistic craft that involves yarn.

"Do you want to come over and knit with me?"
"No, I only crochet. Would you like to learn how?"
"YES! That would be absolutely knitrific!"

by thePOPPER. January 1, 2010

Knittens

Amazing and simply awesome. Indescribably cool, hip, modern, etc.

Something that everyone loves and looks up to.

"Dude, that is so totally knittens!"

by ketchup42 October 21, 2011

Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012

Knizzle

"Is this a kiss and a nuzzle, or a kiss and a twizzle? Fo' shizzle my knizzle!" -Knizzle.com buy domain add.

HEY GUYS I JUST UPLOADED A MUNNCRIFT VIDEIO!!! WATCH IT ON KNIZZLE

by Riedisawesome January 2, 2017

Knitten

When you are brushing your cat or cleaning up the random fur in your house and you end up with enough fur for a whole other cat.

Not only did the brushing provide one, but I found two more Knittens under the bed.

by UncaMo April 25, 2017

Knitflix

Knitting while watching Netflix. Only for the most extreme geriatrics on the block

If the retirement home is lit after a steamy night of bingo, this can result in Knitflix and Chill...

Trevor: Hey Betz, what's yo fine ole ass up to tonite, girl?

Bettie: Oh hey T-Bone, I'm just on some Knitflix with my new series

Trevor: You tryina add some chill?

Bettie: You know it!

by J.Manstrong September 2, 2017