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kissing grandma

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
by zorsnacks February 5, 2023
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crouch-kissing

she's crouch-kissing you
by geiko474 February 20, 2015
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National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want
Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls
by Ballerboy 537 November 1, 2019
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inuit kissing

The act of giving inuit kisses. Rubbing noses together as a sign of affection or greeting. (Sometimes referred to as eskimo kissing).
The nose required moisturizing after all the inuit kissing.
by 1337ric April 19, 2022
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emo boys kissing

1. n: a mildly alcoholic beverage with a bitter after taste, made with scotch and a misunderstood counter-culture boy's tears after reading his own song lyrics he wrote for the girl or boy for whom the aforesaid "emo-boy" is sexually interested in, but cannot find consolidation in. The drink is decreasing in popularity due to the fact that no one likes an attention whore.
this "emo boys kissing" sucks, somebody get me a damn apple-tini already!
by GrEY-maz April 6, 2009
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French Kissing

French kissing is somewhat like making out...
My friend Emma/Nikki is awesome and wants to know what french kissing is :-D
by that_random_weird_person December 18, 2012
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kissing starfish

A nice way of saying licking another's anal AKA salad tossing
Some girls like to imagine that they are at Sea World when kissing starfish
by TheMeowingSpanker November 23, 2015
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