keaton brown

The sickest trick you will ever see, a linkon loop then a 180 out, this is on skies. This trick is named after the skier who first landed it, keaton brown.

Dude you should try a keaton brown.

by ???? March 7, 2005

Keeton

A large, flabby cretin with a big nose. Sexuality is unknown but it is fond of sexy nighties. There are few Keetons left in the wild, most are kept in a cage and poked with sticks to entertain tourists. If you see one do not approach it call your local Zoo Keeper.

It was a Keeton who sank the Titanic
All you can eat buffet 'No Keetons allowed"

by Incognito Wolf Steinhaussen May 9, 2017

Keaton

When a stay-at-home dad, "Mr. Mom", has to avoid or elude a neighborhood mom in hot pursuit looking for some action.

Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.

by ChitownJack November 17, 2009

keytonic

Adj.
extremely bad breath; usually results from when one has not consumed food within an extensive time period. The odor is often hard to describe for it doesn't resemble anything- just smells bad...

Girl : " You must not have eaten breakfast right?"
Boy: "yea...how did you know"
Girl: "Because you are SO Keytonic right now"

by Naia B. January 26, 2006

Kento.

A being that plays games, is depressed. A being that is a husk of emotions, has no social life, no friends, no interaction with society, extremely friendly if approached the right way, but can turn hostile if pissed off, has big brain small peen? can teleport and eat dog?

look kento. is a boomer

by kento? December 2, 2019

keaton

usually an unsensitive ass whole who thinks they know everything. when in fact they know absolutely nothing! along with that they are usually too scared to have sexual intercourse with really hot babes!

wow i cant beleive keaton did that.
what an insensitive ass hole!

by amunique April 24, 2008

ketogenic diet

Lame ass hippie miracle diet that cures impotence, fungus, diverticulitis, epilepsy, and cancer. You can only get sugar from your lovers and bread from the bank. And frozen yogurt once in a while. And an orange.

J is smoking pot and drinking green goo from her juicer... she must be on a ketogenic diet to cure her diverticulitis

by Pancheetoh May 28, 2014