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Kategoh

A 'Kategoh' is term commonly used to label someone a whore and/or slut. Many sub-species exist but the most prolific one can be differentiated by its sheer distortion of the body, especially in the facial region. Some distortions include a severe lack of height and an emphasis on the width. As for the facial reigon, you will undoubtedly know when you see one. Kategoh's often attack their prey in a sexually-orientated manner, subsequent to being labelled a slut/whore. They leave a pervasive "gift" behind in which studies have shown are impossible to reverse. There have also been many reported cases of tramautized victims who have been unfortunate enough to experience "Kategohnia", a disease that is attained from being within a close proximity to a Kategoh, excluding physical/sexual contact. However, there are myths circulating the communities and media implying that this malignant disease can be lethal even if the victim is within eyeshot. Encouragement of awareness and avoidance to any Kategoh's are currently being publicized, as the victims are said to have faced afflictive consequences.
1. "Why does this party only have Kategoh's? Mark told me this party would be full of hot chicks!"

2. "Goddamnit, dump your Kategoh girlfriend already."

3. "Woah...I think I see a Kategoh right there. Okay, let's walk the other way instead."

4. "Fuck man! Why do I get all the Kategoh's?!"
by iamnobody0101 March 15, 2009
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kate

Kate is amazing, absolutely stunning. Although she underestimates herself. She is crazy and has a very dirty mind she says alot of sex related things and its funny. She always has a lot to deal with but although she might not know it she's strong and she gets through it. And doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone says cos their are pathetic snakes. Great body, tall and gorgeous. The true fact is that everyone is actually jelouse of her. Shes my BFF !
Sarah: Kate's the GREATEST
Amy: OMG isn't she

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Jon and Kate

The most dysfuntional family on US soil.

Jon: The father and the sane one. Been seen cheating on his wife with Deanna Hummel. The better parent none the less. Jon lets his kids be kids while his estranged wife wants to treat them like adults when there ages are 5 and 8

Kate:Been engaged before but it was over because she was too controling. Been said to have an affair with her bodyguard. Bitch.
Jon and Kate plus 8 is the highest rated TV show on TLC. I don't blame Jon for cheating on his wife. She's horrible and i think he should get the kids. They like him better. Hell i like him better, Kate denied a thirsy Maddy water and then DRANK infront of her and she started crying. Backstage in an interview
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Emma Kate

An Emma Kate is a rare one in a million creature. Most often found in art studios, music rooms, bed rooms or mushrooms.

The Emma-Kate is most commonly known to be creative, intellectual, attractive-in-a-pale-and-interesting-way, musically inclined, generally entertaining and amicable and is easily enticed by mixed CD's, attractive talented males, a good cup of tea with a biscuit, a guitar or, should all else fail, hard cash.

WARNING do not feed the Emma Kate, they're quite independant and may bite.
dude 1: Hey was that a-
dude 2: Yeah I think it was...
dude 1: You gonna...
dude 2: Yeah, I'm not sure, bit scary.
dude 1: fair enough, emma kate's are notorious.
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A unique British singer who dresses sort of like Xena... a really stoned Xena.
I got Kate Bush's album "The Red Shoes" and my brain exploded because it was so weird. Then I listened to it a few more times and fell in love with it. What a great album...
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