Kermited

For one member of a party to make plans on a get together, only to have that member of the party decomitt to the plan last minute.

Hey, we still doing the fantasy draft that Pierre set up tonight?

Nah, Pierre kermited us.

by 3am Dice August 31, 2017

kermitsbigshlong

THE BEST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT OF ALL TIME, THEY WILL GIVE U WEED AND COOKIES. BEWARE THO CUZ SHES ATTRACTED TO UR DAD AND NOT U

person one: what’s that fb meme account you keep talking about?

person two: oh you mean kermitsbigshlong? yeah they’re great!

by sickestmofo July 1, 2021

kermate

"kermate" is the misspelling of "kermit" and anyone who uses that cannot spell, also there is one guy named kermate in tabs mod center and he is pretty cool.

Its kermit not kermate you cow

by Geneosis November 22, 2022

kerith

A sexy hella hot girl. Who is super loyal to her real friends! And hates drama if she gets into it she would rather be the one who blocks them all then to have to deal with it for one more minute.

"Woah is that a kerith I would smash"

by Flordia girl December 21, 2016

Kermiting the Frog

A ritual as old as the male gender, the masturbator squats low to the ground and spreads his knees like a frog, and jerks aggressively.

Your mom asked me if i thought kermiting the frog in her mouth would be okay, but I'd feel uncomfortable dating you if I accepted.

by jon glickman January 9, 2009

Kermissa

A pretty girl who has guys dying to be with her.

"Oh my word look at kermissa it's not fair she has all guys :("

by W0nd3rcut1e April 9, 2009

kermitcaust

Kermitcausts predominantly occur during the rainy season of a mild to mediumly trafficked area where an unelevated road either traverses or circumvents a low-lying or wetland region. Since frogs make these lands their home, they will often try to cross the road and get proper fucked by passing cars. The roads will become littered with the carcasses of squashed frogs and makes for a horridly morbid site that only the most schadenfreuded of death stroodlers can stomach. Areas with roads that have heavy traffic or flood walls are not particularly prone to kermitcaust events. Kermitcaust is similar to kermicide, but happens on a larger and less ‘personal’ scale. This phenomenon is not unlike the death march that worms take across roads and sidewalks during the rain.

“Don’t take the entrance to my neighborhood that goes through the trees; it’s a kermitcaust out there!”

“Do you remember the last time we drove back from your parent’s house??!? That kermitcaust lasted for miles! One got stuck in the grill, and the skins of five toads were glued to my inner-fender wall! I'm taking a different route home this time.”

by Jack Krabitz December 14, 2008