joel

joel is the most amazing person ever. hes the guy that'll stick by your side even after the horrible things you did to him. he would love to until the end of time, even when you've moved on, and would wait for you until his last breath. he'll show you what love really is, and protect you with everything he has. don't let him go, and if he falls for you, then you can see your life as complete.

person 1: i got through depression about 5 years ago
person 2: who helped you through it?
person 1: joel did
person 2: is he here with you even now?
person 1: ofc.

by ihopeyoudontdie June 28, 2021

joel

i love joel a lot, he's very swagalicious and he's the typa guy you want inside of you

i want joel to fuck me

by frxxak November 1, 2022

BBQ Joel style

When food is served so burnt it looks like a block of coal. This is from the legend of the aspiring chef/Musician Joel who invented this flavour for food.

Who ordered the chicken thighs BBQ Joel style?

by Dr Lightman December 1, 2017

Joel

Sexy ass nigga with a sexy ass voice

Girl: "I wanna fuck Joel"

by TheOniXari January 28, 2021

Kiryas Joel

A purely Hasidic Jew community in Orange County, New York. Given that the women have prolific amounts of children and don't work after giving birth to their second child the town is among the poorest in the United States.

Poverty, strict religion, and beards, all in one: Kiryas Joel.

by Nick Weiner February 7, 2009

jobear

when you vomit on an individual while performing oral sex

"shay did a jobear on ian's cock"

by Michael .PD August 19, 2007

Joel

A very handsome boy, with a huge penis. Very talented in sports and many other activities.

Everyone love joel.

by Jamal freeman March 6, 2019