jitbag

(cycling slang), One who rides like an asshole – cannot keep a paceline, opens gaps, causes crashes, poor bike handler.

Don't follow the wheel of the guy in the red jersey, he'll likley cause a crash – he's a complete fucking JITBAG.

by velo-webster August 29, 2003

Jihadiot

A low IQ Islamic terrorist.
Many times they accidentally blow themselves up.
*See premature detonation and Palestinian Work Accident

Achmed the jihadiot, attempted to detonate his explosive shoes but realized he was barefoot.

by Capt Diggs November 26, 2011

Jihad

1. when you've had enough and you are going to blow

2. When your standing next to someone with a bomb

Girl: This bank line is so damn long I am about to Jihad!

by Roxification August 1, 2005

jihadness

Regional slang used by a relatively small number of people in Buffalo,NY and the surronunding area. Essentially, it is synonymical to sweetness. Official expression of the local christian sect the Daoist Catholic Church.

Me: Yes! I finally beat San Andreas!!

Kenjimoto: That shit is jihadness.

by Constantine Vidal June 28, 2005

jihad

Contrary to popular beleif it does not mean "Holy War" that is right, those commercials lied to you. It's an Arabic word that means to struggle for a greater good.

Fasting is an example of Hajj

by Awesomeaida February 21, 2005

JihadSquad

(in Runescape) A character style, developed by Dakotamoth and Vocalists, in which your character wears a turban (any god mitre) and KO's anything he wants anytime he wants. During an innerclan war, Dakotamoth's team was known as the JihadSquad.

I am from the JihadSquad, and I am the only person that can shoot Chuck Norris.

The JihadSquad is going on a killing spree; you better log out IRL!

by Shawn3090 February 5, 2008

Jihad Iqbal

Has Glibness and Superficial Charm, he will never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. He may appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used.He may dominate and humiliate their victims, he also has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing; also has, lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt, Shallow Emotion.Living on the edge, Callousness/Lack of Empathy. Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature

jihad is a preety much a jihad iqbal

by yoyomaitup December 7, 2009