pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

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my nigga jared

My Nigga Jared is a very nice, calm, and intellectual human being. Working at local pizza parlor as a delivery man, and graduating from a high school that doesn't exist he also had a infant child born into life while he was a Junior in High School. With a degree in Weed, and the Art of Smoking and being a Freeloader he has made many invaluable life choices with his family and Girlfriend.

My Nigga Jared is Raw AF.

by McLovin,Benchek July 23, 2017

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Jared

A good person with a good sense of humor

Jared is like sooooooooooo funney

by Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi May 27, 2018

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doin the jared

the act of sticking your dick inside a subway sandwhich and then fucking your girl anal position until the mayo mix leaks out.

oh yeah just went to subway bout to do "doin the jared" to my girl.

by mcfunny names November 12, 2010

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Jareer

It's a Somali term for coarse hair. The invert of Jileec (Soft hair). Somalis vary in hair texture from Afro to Curly/Wavy these terms are applied to an individual Somali as a nickname . Jareer is also applied to Africans largely of West African & Bantu descent generally , just like Jileec is applied people of South Asian descent .

Yoo do you know Abdi Jareer? Yo Maan got the biggest Afro.

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Look at that Jileec bengali kid, man think he is slick like his hair. He said Jareers can't relate.

by 21bakingsoda April 5, 2021

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