by dangerous ninja September 17, 2017
by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021
The sexiest middle name in the world. Part of a long line of traditional Jan Pieters, this dutch name originates from some part of the Netherlands. Dutch country, not to be confused with the Deutshland, which is Germany. The owner of this middle name is typically a cancer surivor, 6'5 and a very loving, good looking individual. He wears ray ban glasses and has a sweet side.
Jan Pieter me all night long/
by high jai November 17, 2010
by KKaattyy February 17, 2020
this is a national day a dumb bitch who's mentally unstable is born. this dumb bitch hasanger issues and can't control herself and actually has problems that can't be fixed. the person needs canceling.
by ourrtttt October 17, 2019
Jan-Michael is a man who is well liked by many. He doesn’t have many enemies and avoids most confrontations. Don’t take his kindness for weakness because once he gets angry he can be a strong force to deal with. He has a high sex drive and loves the ladies. The ladies find him charming and caring and attracted to his eyes and lips. If one is in need Jan-Michael is always available to help.
by Sincere2323 November 23, 2021
When setting up tubeless bicycle tire, you get a bit too excited and end up with sealant all over yourself. Preferably in the face, but any body part will do.
I was setting up my new GP 5000 tires last night, pulled a Jan Heine, and spent the next hour cleaning sticky white goo off my face.
by tubelessmess February 19, 2019