jp

a tall loser who is the opposite of what every other defination is

man this guy cant get no girls he must be a jp!1!!!11!111!!11111

by deeforsee November 21, 2021

jp

acronym for ‘just playin.’ usually said after making an insulting joke to avoid the other person getting butthurt

“damn bro u look goofy asl”
“what??”
“nah i’m jp don’t take it fr”

by prettyb0yswag69 June 21, 2022

JP

a pain in the ass

JP is a pain in the ass

by another stupid greek January 2, 2022

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich

For all those food critics out there, It is when you get into a 3 Some MFF, you ration your demon seed(Special Sauce) into both of their cockpockets, so that it can be eaten as caviar when both FF 69, whilst you watch. No extra salt needed.

Last night shirely and annie participated in a Gluten free JP Special Sauce Sandwich with your dad, after fisting each other with a prosthetic arm, after dry humping the urn with your mothers ashes. Shirley swallowed, Annie spat it out and then did the dishes. It was a warm summers morning the dew glistened off the leaves, the ambiance of birds and other wild life echos in the valley, you are reminded, your mother was and always will be a titanic whore and the best toilet the german SS ever had.

by JizzalotofAUS December 26, 2023

Dirty JP

Make the dirty sex tape ever made with a England boy and a Colombia girl

Best thing to watch

Others nationality are cool but this one is the best mix ever.
Just think about it !!!

We bang like in a dirty jp. Was amazing

by Irish 222222 September 6, 2021

JPS

It means juicy pussy syndrome

Damn that girl got some serious JPS!

by Reagen almerbee October 4, 2023