have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

Jackass

A shithead.

He's such a jackass

by Jackass3121 August 27, 2019

fucking jackass

Fucking Jackass is Donkey from Shrek.

Shrek:
No, my swamp
Donkey:
Our swamps
Shrek:

Fucking Jackass

by xxxkillerspreexxx July 19, 2020

Jackass

Randale Hamilton aka waste of fucking height

Don’t be a jackass

by RandaleTheJackass June 8, 2022

Jackass

Jack:- local boy or by trade ./ a jack / jackyboy / lumberjack/ jack of all trades..
Ass:- mule or local idiot ./ butthead /buttwipe/ butt whip / jack of no trades.
Jackass:- a person capable of much much better but didn’t or hasn’t applied them selves in accordance.

Young boy wanted to jump of the roof onto the trampoline again, but wasn’t up to it, so looked for another way down. Upon finding his father’s thin tinned small garden shed near the corner of the house, not thinking more than 3 times and impatient as a youngster is.. leaped…

Father: WTF!???…. *runs out side…. “JACKASS!!!”

-dipshit

by -dipshit May 3, 2022

american jackass

when you know just enough about a topic or subject to mention it but don't know enough to elaborate on it.

I started telling my friend about how the James Webb telescope was finding galaxies so far away that they shouldn't exist but then realized I was being an American Jackass as I tried to explain the findings further.

by Traveling_Ace October 13, 2023

Jackass

Someone who is not necessarily mean or stupid but very self centered, to a point where they greatly lack common sense and butt heads with others.

Jack: Did you see how Kaleb took the car just so he could go drink

Adam: What a jackass!

by Keep On Truckin' Peepz March 10, 2016