I was sure that Spanish dude was gay after he cockslapped me but now he's making out with a hot chick. Must be an IG (abbreviation for International Gay).
by OceanMan July 9, 2011
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Love,
Proud masochist :)
Love,
Proud masochist :)
by masochist69420 February 26, 2017
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In·ter·net Fuck·wad Syn·drome,
n.
An Internet disorder where the patient, while acting under the anonymity of an Internet identity, proceeds to act in a manor both disparaging and embarrassing if said individual were to conduct himself in such a way in RL.
The pathology of this disorder stems from the intoxicating effect of freedom from repercussion when violating societal values and morals anonymity can provide. With no perceived penalty for prepubescent, immature behaviour, weaker individuals lose all inhibition, and proceed to mindlessly annoy, harass, abuse, and assault their peers whilst online.
The pathology is succinctly described through John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (Penny Arcade; "Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)"; 2004/03/19)
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
·Trolling;
·Posting irreverent, shallow criticisms or comments on YouTube;
·Arguing with an admin on any site;
·Liberally using racial slurs;
·Backing up the use of racial slurs with equally racist rationalizations;
·Creating and distributing Spam; and
·Being a minor on the Internet.
Treatment requires an immediate intervention and disconnection from any Internet feed, as this is the sole vector of Internet pathogens, including text forms, and send buttons.
Abbreviated by the initialism (IFS), and also known as Anonymous Asshat Syndrome (AAS)
n.
An Internet disorder where the patient, while acting under the anonymity of an Internet identity, proceeds to act in a manor both disparaging and embarrassing if said individual were to conduct himself in such a way in RL.
The pathology of this disorder stems from the intoxicating effect of freedom from repercussion when violating societal values and morals anonymity can provide. With no perceived penalty for prepubescent, immature behaviour, weaker individuals lose all inhibition, and proceed to mindlessly annoy, harass, abuse, and assault their peers whilst online.
The pathology is succinctly described through John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory (Penny Arcade; "Green Blackboards (And Other Anomalies)"; 2004/03/19)
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
·Trolling;
·Posting irreverent, shallow criticisms or comments on YouTube;
·Arguing with an admin on any site;
·Liberally using racial slurs;
·Backing up the use of racial slurs with equally racist rationalizations;
·Creating and distributing Spam; and
·Being a minor on the Internet.
Treatment requires an immediate intervention and disconnection from any Internet feed, as this is the sole vector of Internet pathogens, including text forms, and send buttons.
Abbreviated by the initialism (IFS), and also known as Anonymous Asshat Syndrome (AAS)
Dude, I was watching a pretty awesome video online, and some asshat has to comment, "this is the greatest piece of shite since your mother brought you into this world". What an asshole; if he/she flew their mouth off like that in the real world, they would be eating people's fists regularly. I pity these losers; they suffer from Internet Fuckwad Syndrome.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
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by freeeaaaakkyyyy123 June 2, 2018
Get the International Kissing Your Crush Day mug.I've read every definition here and they all get this terms' meaning slightly wrong. Firstly a pun is a play on words, intended to be semi-absurd and comical by describing a thing or situation using words that could also describe the situation with another meaning. For instance suppose there was a skinny farmer picking berries, but he doesn't find that many, another person might observe "looks like slim pickins".
Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.
When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:
Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.
When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:
Example: a man dares his friend to kiss a rather large woman, to which his friend replies "Fat chance! No pun intended."
by Jtheteach October 9, 2016
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:-D This would display happinness.
:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.
:-D This would display happinness.
:( This would display sadness.
:P This would display a number of things.
by JaxRelasso August 15, 2011
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In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.
As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.
As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
by Alpha_Omega_Peasant April 13, 2023
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