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instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.
I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.
by dameyinata December 21, 2013
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instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.
Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.
by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005
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instant influencer

it's a show by James Charles, and i love it! it is a make up show and you can learn about it, and its like an reality show. and Ashley Strong wins s01. and there are coming drags and things you know. and it is a youtubeorginal so you can easy watch it.
someone: he you watch Instant Influencer on youtube.
the other: yaeh ofc
the one on the background: omg what is that a show
someone: yeah! it is by James Charles!!
the one one the background: omg i love James so much i definitely gonna watch it!!!!!!!!!!
by just a mf person June 6, 2020
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instant carmageddon

an unexpected traffic jam, often caused by an accident, that makes you anxious and will cause you to be late for an appointment.
Sorry I'm late but I was driving along fine on Route 95 when I got caught in instant carmageddon.
by bingaling65 July 17, 2011
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Instant Legend

A violent game of football played on a small pitch.

The way the game is played is 2 people go on to start one in each net, the ball is placed in the middle of the pitch. Either of the two have to score on the other, when a player is scored against they go off and their team mate comes on. If a player manages to score five consecutive goals on the other team they win the game.

If you score instantly after coming on, its known as an Instant. If you score normally you are a legend, if you save a shot your a hero. Also If you miss the net it is a shocker.
Legend: Holy shit fat boy is an Instant Legend!

Hero: Really?

Legend: LOL JK!
Hero: LOL!
by NeilKetchum September 8, 2010
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Instant Fancy

Metallic paint, usually gold.
Named by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth who said it 'just now.'
Take your instant fancy and pour it onto a palette.
by interferingnewt November 20, 2020
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instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe July 3, 2015
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