Instant Confetti

When one does an enormous sneeze without covering their mouth.

my god move your father is sneezing "instant confetti"

by aztekerz February 24, 2009

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 21, 2013

instant thirst

Immediate infatuation; "love" at first sight; seeing a girl and immediately wanting to be with her not knowing anything about her except her looks. See thirsty

Whoa man look at that girl over there, instant thirst.

by A Bottle Of Water December 26, 2013

Instant Imagine

A very short imagine, often posted on blogs. It has the purpose to quicken s.o. imagination to continue the story in mind

Instant imagine: Imagine finding your crush on tinder and go on a date with him/her…

by WhattheShor June 6, 2015

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.

Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!

by deshoe July 3, 2015

Instant Mash

Smash. Have sex with.

smashmash potato

Tonight can end in two ways; instant clash or instant mash.

by Thomas Harold Watson March 30, 2016

instant ocean

Marijuana. Used in the late Nineties to early Naughts in D.C. suburbs as a sly term for marijuana.

I'd like to get some instant ocean for my tank. You up for some instant ocean?

by mikealao April 22, 2020