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Water Infection

A Water Infection is a polite term used to describe the infamous "Blue Waffle Disease"
I have a Water Infection.

Lol, Blue Waffle.
by Scott Mortgage Carr July 11, 2010
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Yeast Infection

1. Something a woman gets and needs Monistat-1 (or so the commercials tell me) to cure it.
2. A really awful shot, usually given to a friend as a gag or on their birthday. The shot consists of: 1oz Bailey's Irish Cream, 1oz Jose Cuervo Tequila, 1oz shot Captain Morgan's Original Spiced Rum.
"She's just pissed because she has a yeast infection"

"A Yeast Infection is, quite possibly, the worst shot ever invented"
by Peaches Witherspoon September 16, 2005
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cum insulation

Cum insolation: The result of swallowing way too much gizz, caused by you thinking that it would keep you warmer during the winter:. Used as an insult to someones weight or sexuality........Alaskan bitches!
Cum in-so-lay-shun
"Babe, i can't tonight. I have some cum insulation in my ass i think... you wanna try anal instead?"

"That ugly whore has so much cum insulation that her belly buttonis lower than her beltline!! She will seriously suck your dick for $15 bucks!!......(Rachel)
by Demonicshroom August 7, 2006
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Outrage Inflation

The reduction in the meaningfulness and relevance of individual controversies as they are swallowed in a sea of other concurrent controversies and outrage. Comparable to economic inflation.

A symptom of the Internet age and the neverending cycle of overreaction, bitterness and hostility. It is not necessarily entirely a reflection of the proliferation of controversy over minor events, given that the news is also filled with many shocking events of great magnitude. The fact that it is easy to forget what mind-numbingly stupid thing Donald Trump said two weeks ago is also a symptom of outrage inflation.
We'll all soon forget that time Trump nearly declared war by mistake thanks to outrage inflation and the 24-hour news cycle.
by áutechre November 8, 2017
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Sinus Infections

Sinus infections are when your sinuses get congested with moist mucus. This also, if not treated, can turn into some great green thick royal icing that is great for decorating cakes and steaks. When left for months, the sinus infection can turn into a pool of slime, which can be emptied and use as nickelodeon slime. So next time you are watching someone get slimed, remember this. It may be you or your crushes mucus from a month ago. You can also use a humidifier to simulate vaping. Just shove it up your nose and it will literally do nothing… nothing. Its air. Also, if you do pot, you can get lung cancer or die. So shove that up your nose, too for a great aroma that will last even after you are buried from dying of lung cancer. Drink lots of the fluids that come out of your sinuses. It really helps your hospital fees go up. You can use a nasal saline spray to make more liquids. If you for some odd reason haven’t had a sinus infection, its okay, because I am going to describe it to you. It is like someone poured some slime ur your nasal cleavage and then shoved it through your ears and into your eyebrows. Just some great pain as if you are lactating out of your eyes. Also delicious.
Sorry, Molly. I already ate all of my sinus slime! Youre going to have to wait until you have your sinus infections
by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018
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snake sneaky infection

infection of the tip of your penis puss and blue mold and scaring of the fore skin of the penis
sorry sir you got snake sneaky infection
by XAlaskan93X March 24, 2010
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infomation

Japanese misspelling of the word "information".
If one checks Google there will be over 3 million hits with the misspelled word, and 99% of them show Japanese URLs.
Excusu me, huere is za infomation buusu, prease.
by Ryuichi Sakamoto October 10, 2006
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