Insta-gasm

When you see something or feel something that causes one or more of your senses to orgasm.

Guy 1: *Sees extremely hot girl* *Insta-gasm*

Guy 2: *Eats bacon* *Insta-gasm*

Guy 3: *Hot drunk girl falls on top of him* *Insta-gasm*

by HCTKPR July 18, 2011

inetiquette

Lacking adequate etiquette

Lacking etiquette while playing poker inadequately - It is
inetiquette to bet out of turn, fumble your cards so everyone can see them and fart the whole time while playing Texas-hold-em.

by phlip1 February 24, 2011

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole p February 5, 2009

Insta-Boner

Something EXTREMELY that gives guys boners the second they see it.

"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."

"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."

by dianaandsavvy December 5, 2012

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

instacrazy

People who obsess over cultivating the perfect Instagram profile so much that it affects their personal lives, usually in negative ways.

"I think that new Prime Wardrobe service will be perfect for the Instacrazy."

by AlyxD May 22, 2018

Insta arms

The stereotypical pose white girls do in their Instagram photos, where one has their arms up in the air in a V shape with their back to picture taker. Often done in iconic landscape scenes in a vain attempt to make the picture more dramatic. It's not known why this phenomenon exists only among women, but some theorize it's done in order to make the insta armer seem more adventurous, extreme, and free spirited... even though there is generally a major road or the car mere feet away.

Hey Chris did you see Becky's last photo on instagram?

No Kev, let me guess insta arms?

Yeah, she added a filter too. She's so free spirited brah.....

(Chris roles eyes)

by FoxMulder69 December 8, 2018