The Goldmeer Incident

Refers to the 1972 incident in which a school administrator in suburban NY was caught clandestinely operating a sex cult in the basement of the middle school with teachers he was dosing with LSD.
We only have to take this yearly harassment in the workplace seminar because of the Goldmeer Incident.
by KevinHarkins July 21, 2024
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Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.
Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.
by Blind Angel April 04, 2012
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the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock
My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident
by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023
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Sinkgate Incident of 2023

The Sinkgate Incident of 2023 unfolded on a chilly December 2nd evening in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, creating controversy in the city's social scene. At a lively party on redacted Street, attended by a diverse mix of people, Suspect 1 was initially just one of the revelers. However, as the night progressed, the bathroom sink was unexpectedly shattered, and suspicions fell on Suspect 1, escalating when sensational allegations of a related sexual encounter emerged.

"Sinkgate" dominated conversations in Philadelphia, sparking debates on party etiquette, responsibility, and property respect. It gained attention on social media and in local news.

Investigators grappled with the truth behind the broken sink and the allegations, raising questions about personal responsibility in the context of a party. Legal proceedings followed, including debates on the relevance of sexual allegations in Suspect 1's trial.

In the end, "Sinkgate" was a reminder that actions have consequences, even in moments of celebration. It prompted discussions about individual rights and responsibilities during communal gatherings, leaving a lasting impact on Philadelphia's collective consciousness.
Me: Have you ever heard of the Sinkgate Incident of 2023
Him: Nah. What's that.
by sinkgate919 December 16, 2023
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December 22 incident

Infamous day on tiktok where porn and gore was posted using tiktok’s slide feature.
Person 1: Remember December 22 incident on tiktok

Person 2: That shit was wild
by Longislandera October 31, 2023
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The Great Monkey Incident

On May 24, 2012, a group of 3 teenagers went to the San Diego Zoo at 3:13 pm. The 3 young boys went to see the monkey exhibit and dared each other to do something extravagant than neither of them would do. 2 of the boys names Marcus and Dillan threw bits of hot dog bread at the monkeys, encouraging harassment of the apes. the final teenager named Carter, bought laxatives from the CVS Pharmacy before entering the Zoo for his mother. Carter thought it was a good idea to throw the laxatives at the monkeys because it would out-do Dillan and Marcus's idea. The monkey consuming the Laxatives in about 20 minutes had major diarrhea and the Zookeepers had to inform everybody to leave the exhibit. Before the residents could leave, the war began. The apes threw their fecal matter at the residents and brought chocolate rain amongst the people. The Zookeepers soon found out who caused this and banned the 3 boys involved in the mess. The reason most don't know about this is because it wasn't as important as say, somebody jumping into an exhibit, so it's all swept under the rug.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (do not fact check this)
Guy: Hey bro, somebody just talked about The Great Monkey Incident on TikTok!
Bro: The Great Monkey Incident? what the hell is that?
Guy: well basically..........
by Yung motha'fuckin Jimminy Neut September 19, 2021
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The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.
Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"
by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023
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