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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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Mkenzie Humphrey

Often associated as being a monkey who leaves bananas all over the place. Usually goes by the nickname "NiggaCoon"
Hey look at that guy talking to Megan. He's such a mkenzie humphrey
by Unkxwn May 12, 2019
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humpterlove

When a Male hugs a woman, but the woman thinks of it as a an effort for vaginal intercourse and moans. or vise versa.
I Was sooo embarresed when my boyfriend hugged me and I thought he whanted to have sex. It was a big, messy humpterlove.
by glennie November 27, 2007
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Humpty-Dumpty

When a male ejaculates prematurely from dry-humping.
"He was dry-humping me for only 5 minutes when he humpty-dumpty'd."
by usefulidiot December 21, 2009
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Dirty Humphrey

When you can't get any pussy because your name is Humphrey.
Daughter: You did me a Dirty Humphrey.
Dad: Sorry.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
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humphy

(Scottish) Originally, hump-backed, slouched. Nowadays has come to mean insignificant, menial, stingy.
"That's an awfy humphy wee present tae gie the wean fur hur birthday" = "that's a stingy little present to give the child..."
by Gavin Nicol June 25, 2006
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Humpphalatapuss

1.) It is a term used to describe the roadie who has to move all the heavy gear,

2. or the grunt ( low man on the totem pole) who has to do the heavy work that all the old guys with seniority don't to do anymore.
How about you send the humpphalatapuss up the scaffold to bring down those 10k lights
chump,grunt,newbie,shump,chump,dufus
by moesch December 20, 2010
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