humans

The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.
We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.
by Mike_Litoris August 04, 2011
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human

bad species that should return to monkeys
also as a better term: more evolved monkeys that almost die when they give birth
"hey bob the human!" "H E L L O T H E R E J O E S E P H I N E" "somthings off..." "N O" "o ok"
by jsr89inhg jdir July 01, 2021
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You fucking humans, you have killed yourselves just so you can get some more useless green papers.
by Go-swami September 05, 2019
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Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 10, 2018
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The ruin of this planet
Humans will destroy Earth.. and thats a FACT
by Mathelgar January 17, 2020
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a tasty, annoying penis headed creature.
Man 1: your a human
Man 2: ree?! (kills man 1)
by penis headed goat April 26, 2019
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Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.
Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.
by Iluvcubs February 09, 2020
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