This school is honestly autism in a nutshell. You have the boarders noncing on the younger girls because they have social anxiety talking to girls their age. Most of teachers look like nonces, mr Eastwood is probably dead, miss Wakefield was in a rather questionable video published online, mr macken cries when he can't control a class. The year 7s give me brain damage and make me want to catapult them to Narnia. I have to eat my lunches with a knife with no fork. Dodgy dealings happen in folean centre and the stone blocks toilets. You have people wanking onto each others pillows and the toilet lids and shit smeared all over the floor. People who go other schools call it "poshy oshy" meanwhile if they went here for a day they would consider therapy. Most of the day boys aren't even meant to be in this shithole and wish they could move somewhere else. If you are picking this school for one of your options, please consider not communicating with anyone that looks like a melt. if you like this school please reconsider your actions you fuckin neek. we get people inside the school so that we earn money from the government, they usually last a week or get knocked out by being too cocky. xoxo
Yours faithfully,
shush
Yours faithfully,
shush
year 6 - "I want to go to old Swinford hospital school, I am going to consider shooting myself in 5 years time!"
by Bishrul Matisha February 25, 2024
Get the Old Swinford Hospital schoolmug. Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
by JamminJamaican January 1, 2023
Get the St. Andrew Hospital for Girlsmug. Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
Get the Fake hospitalitymug. by DeathDestroyerx52 June 14, 2018
Get the visiting uncle in hospitalmug. by Wedgie_expert101 October 16, 2022
Get the Hospital Wedgiemug. Also known as St. Andrew Highschool for Girls, this is a mental institution in Jamaica that houses teen girls for seven years. Parents send unmanageable and clinically insane daughters here to cackle over iPhones, give man bun and occasionally learn math.
Steve: My ex girlfriend is crazy, she burned down 3 houses.
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
Rayquan: She is from St. Andrew Hospital for Girls
by JamminJamaican January 1, 2023
Get the St. Andrew Hospital for Girlsmug. Person 1:Someone said that they had a prototype for a new way of treating cancer
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.
Person 2: Yeah right, that’s an affordable hospital.
by What’s your handle321 December 17, 2023
Get the An Affordable Hospitalmug.