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2012 Hangover

i. The hangover the day after the end of the world party. The result of forgetting about your safety and what others think and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol on December 12th, 2012. Basically, drinking because yout think your going to die or because it's good excuse to drink, but you don't die and the next morning you wish you were dead. This hangover will never be topped by any to come and will be worse than any prior. The only thing that will cure the 2012 hangover is time (and of course more alcohol!).
i. This hangover sucks but nothing compares the the 2012 hangover.

ii. If you keep drinking you might get a 2012 hangover. Oh wait you can't get worse than a 2012 hangover, you'll just die.

iii. I'm stocking up right now for the 2012 hangover. The world may not end, but my world might if I don't have some OJ.
by kbates55 May 10, 2009
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hangover brown

the colour of your shit the morning after a good night of drinking beer. see hangover black if you've been drinking guinness
by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006
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The Hangover

A 2009 American comedy about 4 friends who end up getting completely wasted in las vegas two nights before on of them is to be married. The next morning, 3 of them wake up to find that their hotel room is trashed, one guy is missing a tooth, a baby in the closet, a tiger in the bathroom, and their friend who was to be married disappeared. Throughout the film, the guys try to figure out what happened the night before and how to get their friend back. Full of drinking, punching, blackjack, naked asians, cops, strippers, and Mike Tyson, this film has been a huge success with american audiences, become easily quotable, and has won the Golden Globe for Best Comedy Movie. A definite standard in our generation for years to come.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see The Hangover?
Guy 2: Yea man, that movie was totally awesome. Ill be quoting it for days.
Guy 1: More like months!

From Film (Quotes)
Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!

(laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating)

Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!

Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!

Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!

Alan Garner: I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school... or a Chuck E. Cheese.

Mr. Chow: So long, gay boys!

Melissa: I just wish your friends were as mature as you.

Stu Price: They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better.

Phil Wenneck: (yelling from outside) Paging Doctor Faggot. Doctor Faggot!

Stu Price: I should go.

Melissa: That's a good idea, Doctor Faggot.

Mike Tyson: (to Phil) Like you said - we tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up.
by Violawiz92 March 6, 2010
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Hong

A smart ass who doesn't admit it. If you have a Hong as a friend, boy are you going to die of his memes. Like bro this dude can do quadratics and list all of Newton's laws with the specific definition. He defies the laws of smartness for his age. Sometimes you might even think he's an alien. Hongs are independent, mechanical pencil lovers, roasters, and so much more. His video games skills are legit impossible to compete with, it's like he's using legit bots and exploits. If there's a Hong in your life you better appreciate him =^-^=.
Hong has a category of Memes
by UnKn0vNuS3r September 22, 2019
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weekend hangover

The feeling of depression and/or boredom that happens over the few weekdays following a very fun or exciting weekend.
Recalling everything that happened over the weekend on Monday only made his weekend hangover worse.
by mybrosteve March 3, 2008
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t-honger

Another name for a thong. A piece of sting that sits between the butt cheeks. It drives a man wild with thoughts of promiscous sexual encounters. Wearing a t-honger is sexier than wearing no underwear at all. Unlike normal g-strings, a t-honger can only be worn by women and comes only in size small and extra small.
Robby promised to save himself till marriage, but after seeing Lindsay in a laced t-honger he reneged his commitment and tapped that ass in the backseat of his minivan.
by P-nigs January 22, 2011
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Habenero Hangover

Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially habeneros.

Very difficult to distinguish from Jalepeno Hangover, although symptoms may last a bit longer with habeneros.
me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a habenero hangover.

boss: I think we need to talk about your habenero problem.

me: I can stop anytime I want.
by Kronite March 23, 2008
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