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homerow

To take a keyboard and hit someone with it(espically the middle of it, where the homerow keys are located)
Kevin Rose Homerow'd Kevin Pierria on Tech-Tv
by D3koy September 11, 2006
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homewrecker

1) One who moves in with or near you and makes your life miserable. S/He may steal your boy/girlfriend, break your property, make your friends and other close ones hate you, or many other things.

2) A show on the abomination that is MTV which revolves around Ryan Dunn from Viva la Bam seeking revenge on those who "did you wrong," whose wrongdoings so far has been pretty childish. He crashes the wrong-doer by turning their bedroom into an unlivable shit hole through means which most likely would warrant a law suit if this show weren't so obviously staged.
1) That asshole Billy is such a homewrecker! Ever since he moved in next door he's tried taking my girlfriend and has said so much shit about me.
2) After watching five minutes of Homewrecker I wonder how in God's name MTV doesn't get sued for this.
by Matt November 6, 2005
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homebrewtalk

The website for the best Home Brewing information.
Dude, I'm going to log on to homebrewtalk to check out the boneyard! www.homebrewtalk.com
by talleymonster January 16, 2008
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Homewrecker

A dirty tramp who comes after your husband and posts statuses on Facebook thinking nobody knows what she's talking about when she writes, "I got my mind set on something and I'm not stopping until I have it". Usually a woman who deserves payback and to be outed in public as a homewrecker.
Sam: "I'm a skanky biznatch and I don't care that I agreed not to send text messages to your husband because I'm a homewrecker, and I will do what I want."

Me: "Yes, you will rot in Hell as a homewrecking cunt."
by U-F'd-ML October 16, 2011
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dirty homer

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it all around his partner's upper lips, chin, and neck, forming an authentic five o'clock shadow, ala Homer Simpson
When my girlfriend realized that I was giving her a dirty homer, she exclaimed, "d'oh"!
by A. Hugginkiss July 29, 2008
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Homer

Homer is the unfortunate mascot of the Home Depot, Atlanta's projection of how their own workers are expected to come across: Dumpy, overweight, short, cartoonish, caricaturized, and unwilling to make eye contact with you.
"What in the world am I looking at? Dopey showed up?"
"Nah. That's actually Homer."
by James Headfield March 10, 2020
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homewrecker

I love the many definitions for a homewrecker.

A homewrecker is an individual committed in a relationship that has affairs.

A homewrecker is an individual who finds an opportunity and runs with it.

A homewrecker is your deceiving partner.
Homewrecker

When it’s a male cheating - Women are quick to call another women whores, sluts, or bitches.

Men blame other men for manipulating their girl.

The reality here is that people will cheat and no one is forced. The only one you should be upset with is your partner.
by Lifegoeson September 19, 2009
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